Bareli is a town and a Municipality in Raisen district in the state of Madhya Pradesh, India. It is located in the Bareli tehsil. Bareli is a town in the Raisen district. There is a sub-jail in Bareli. Bareli is located on bank of Barna River.\nBareli has National Krishi Upaj Mandi and it produces Wheat, Soyabean, Rice and different vegetable in different seasons. Bareli is connected with National Highway that connects to Bhopal and Jabalpur via NH-12(or NH-45)
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