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Muiželis Manor was a Baroque styled building in Latvia built for Muižeļi Family of Pārdaugava manor in 18th and 19th century, however the building was not preserved to the present day. It was located between Zunds and Daugavgrīvas streets, on modern Ūdens street of the northern side. The Muižeļi family lived in Daugava's Zunds since 17th century, Muižeļi were engaged in various occupations, including selling timber to England and other countries. By the end of 18th century, the Muižeļi family owned nine land plots.
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