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Tunstead Milton is a village in the High Peak district, in Derbyshire, England.
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{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
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{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
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Kunioniai is a village in Kėdainiai district municipality, in Kaunas County, in central Lithuania. According to the 2011 census, the village had a population of 321 people. It is located 5 kilometres (3.1 mi) from Josvainiai, nearby the Šušvė river, by the Josvainiai-Kampai II road. There are library, agriculture companies, farms. Former Jasnagurka manor is located next to Kunioniai.
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