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Barbara Koch is a Professor of Remote Sensing and Landscape Information Systems at the University of Freiburg, Germany. When she took this position, Koch became the youngest and first female professor at the Faculty of Forest Sciences at the Albert -Ludwigs University in Freiburg.
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{"type":"dad","setup":"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?","punchline":"In case they get a hole in one!","id":378}
{"type":"general","setup":"My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.","punchline":"I had to draw my own conclusions.","id":386}