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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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Ivan Brouka is a Belarusian former handball player who for the Belarusian national team.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the chicken cross the playground?","punchline":"To get to the other slide.","id":428}
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